03 April 2012

Disappointed. No, Disgusted.

Since the awful happenings of the Denver Broncos:


I had no choice but to do this:


Shame on you, John Elway. You screwed up a good thing, kicking out Tim Tebow for a gross has-been. I still have my #7 jerseys, but I won't wear them until Pooton Manning is a former Bronco and I can forget about your bad behavior after retiring from the game. I liked you a whole lot more while you were on the field. You are in a major time-out in my world, John Elway. Bad John Elway.

So, I would like to announce that my long-time #2 team, the New York Giants, have been bumped up to #1 for the duration of... him who induces a bit of vomit in my throat when seeing his name of photo. GROSS! Somehow, though. I'm fine with his brother, Eli Manning. He's kind of just there. Inoffensive. Also, I just like the Giants.

I <3 NY 

So after the bad news, I promptly bought a NY Giants coffee mug and some NY Giants t-shirts. Doesn't hurt that they're the reigning NFL champions, either.

GO G-MEN!!!